Thank F*ck You're Not Here Retro Print A3 A4 A5 5x7 4x6

Wish you weren’t here.

This vintage postcard-style art print delivers the ultimate anti-greeting. Featuring a dreamy ski-lift mountain scene straight out of a ‘70s travel brochure — overlaid with the brutally honest message: “Thank f*ck you’re not here!” — it’s the perfect piece for anyone who loves humour as dry as the air in Aspen.

With retro typography, film-grain texture, and passive-aggressive charm, this print belongs in homes that embrace chaos, sarcasm, and a bit of main character isolation. It’s dopamine decor with bite.

Details:
Printed to order (eco-conscious and fresh!)
Sizes: 4x6", 5x7", A5, A4, A3
Retro-style design on premium quality paper
Ships unframed — style it your way

Perfect for:
Gen Z & millennial dopamine decor lovers
Fans of passive-aggressive wall art
Dorm rooms, bathrooms, home offices
Housewarming gifts for your funniest friends
People who love their space just the way it is (quiet)

Please Note:
This is a physical print made to order. Colours may vary slightly from screen to print. Frame not included. Size may vary, please wait for print to be delivered before purchasing any frames!